Adverse Weather Conditions Cause Traffic Warden Chaos

With most cars staying firmly parked at home it looks like this bunch of folk employed to do Britain's best loved job have now got bugger all to do. Doubtless with revenue targets to meet they'll have to start issuing tickets to snowmen instead. I know they sometimes hunt in packs but I've never witnessed a gathering of this size before. Not sure what the collective noun for traffic wardens is - "a haemmorrhoid of traffic wardens?". Any other suggestions gratefully received.
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11 comments:

  1. Anonymous7 January 2010 at 11:54

    A constipation of traffic wardens?

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  2. Sam Roberts7 January 2010 at 12:06

    A flatulence of traffic wardens.

    I'm surprised they're not booking all the abandoned cars on roads across the country.

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  3. Anonymous7 January 2010 at 12:57

    Obvious but good: A 'c*nt...?'

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  4. Anonymous7 January 2010 at 16:43

    An abomination of traffic wardens.

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  5. Ben and James8 January 2010 at 10:56

    Have you sent this to the mighty Daniel Eatock's Thank You pictures?

    Title: Traffic Warden Jam

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  6. El_Propheto!8 January 2010 at 12:25

    The collective known for traffic wardens, is the same as the collective noun for account managers.

    They're known as a 'cunt'

    So what you see there is 'a cunt of wardens'.

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  7. Anonymous8 January 2010 at 12:49

    How about an infestation of traffic wardens?

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  8. Anonymous8 January 2010 at 12:50

    A JOBSWORTH OF TRAFFIC WARDENS

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  9. Anonymous8 January 2010 at 15:19

    A Pedant of Traffic Wardens?

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  10. John8 January 2010 at 15:44

    A sodomy of wardens.

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  11. Kenneth8 January 2010 at 16:27

    A malignant tumor of traffic wardens.

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