One of the peculiarities of the advertising and marketing world over the last ten years has been the rise of the silly job title. Some of this is down to new media and things, whilst some is definitely to do with people trying to jazz-up their job, or make themselves sound reet clever and that. The famously crap ones like Social Media Guru or Digital Ninja we all know, but here's few more to throw into the mix -
Bloating Curator
Digital Bumfoozler
Strategising Crimper
Head of Strategic Loftiness
Laconic Liason Officer
Chief Opportunistic Executive
Information Doctor
Filth Architect
Code Wrangler
Art Spaniel
Kinky Planning Weasel
Beard Spectacles
Swivel-Eyed Brand Loon
Social Docker
Interactive Fartspitter
Schtick Executive Officer
Interminable Content Wizard
Any suggestions, or ones you've heard or seen yourself, drop 'em in the comments...
Nurse Kissy Better
ReplyDelete(I made up it, but it'd be good wouldn't it)
Procurement Wanklion.
ReplyDeleteChief Data Officer
ReplyDeleteDirector of Data Sifting
Minutia Enlargement Sheriff
Serif Sheriff
Client Estrangement Officer
Punctuation Provisioner
Cliché Distribution Manager
Associate Director of Meetings
Curator of Disposable Trends
Powerpoint Illegibility Optimizer
Williamsburg Extrapolation Sommelier
Customer Journey Tour Guide
Director of Rounded Corners
Associate Director of Associate Directors
Ass-Embracement Manager
Chief Story-telling Officer
Director of Bullet Placement
Deck Construction Manager
Associate Director of Italics
General Manager/Distortion
Director of Ersatz Ideation
Chief Bombast Officer
Associate Director of Blathering
Obfuscation Ombudsman
Vice President/Second Guessing
Global Glibness Officer
Chief Chief Officer
Disambiguation Ambiguator
Community Infiltrator
Director of Hashtag
Social Media Medea
Financial Prevarication Associate
Director, Gouging
Confusion Coordinator
Panic Instigation Director
Generalized Anxiety Disorder Manager
George broke the internets.
ReplyDeleteDirector of Hashtag seems frighteningly believable.