Max's Joke Of The Week Part Deux

Me, but cunningly disguised.

After franticly surfing the web desperately trying to find an amusing joke that would make the two fearsome and ferocious advertisers, that are Andy and Vic laugh it occurred to me that one, almost all joke website’s are rubbish and that 50% of jokes are about dumb blonds. So when I stumbled across this little bomb shell I thought it was the first joke that had gone in the opposite direction to the usual blonds are stupid. In reality most people are aware that you should never underestimate the blond as this poor man did, cause otherwise you will end up looking like the plum.

CAR-CROSSED LOVERS

A woman and a man driver are involved in a horrific collision, but amazingly both escape completely unhurt - though their cars are written off.
As they crawl out of the wreckage, the man sees the woman is blonde and strikingly beautiful. Then the woman turns to the man and gushes breathily: 'That's incredible - both our cars are demolished but we're fine. It must be a sign from God that we are meant to be together!'
Sensing a promise, the man stammers back, 'Oh yes, I agree with you completely!'
The woman goes on, 'And look, though my car was destroyed, this bottle of wine survived intact, too! It must be another sign. Let's drink to our love!'
'Well, OK!' says the man, going with the moment. She offers him the bottle, so he downs half of it and hands it back.
'Your turn,' says the man.
'No, thanks,' says the woman, 'I think I'll just wait for the police.'