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Scottish Water

A man's cupping his hand to scoop water from a Highland burn.
A local Gamekeeper shouts 'Dinnae drink thon water min, its foo o' coo's shite n pish'.
The man replies 'My good fellow, I'm English ...repeat that in English'.
Gamekeeper replies 'I said use both hands - you get more that way'

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