3 Hard Mice

3 Hard Mice.

Three mice sat in a pub, having a bevy, discussing who's the hardest.

First mouse says "I'm the hardest. I go up to mousetraps, rip the cheese out and as the bar comes down I benchpress it 30 times and throw it across the room."

Second mouse says "You poof, I get rat poison, crush it up and snort it."

Third mouse finishes his drink gets up and walks to the door.

"Where you going?" ask the other two mice.

"Home" he replies "to shag the cat!"

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