Here in Britain we have postmen, post offices, and postboxes.
When the postie comes in the morning (or afternoon sometimes) he is delivering our post.
So why, when I send a message by computer, is it an email?
The time has come to change it.
Welcome to the new beginning - epost.
It's like email, but it prefers jam sandwiches, and tea.
*Hmmm, on the side of Postman Pat's van, it says Royal Mail. We'll gloss over that.