The Fantastic Sell! Sell! Win An Extremely Naff Pen Competition

We get all sort of weird and wonderful mail at Sell! Towers.
One package that fell more under the former than the latter category was from a 'promotions' company trying to convince us that we should commission them to make us some Sell! Sell! branded pens. They even sent an example to whet our appetite. That pen is the pen you see above.

Needless to say, this apologetic specimen did not have us instantly on the phone ordering thousands more poorly-designed writing implements.
Consequently this has left us with a rather unique piece of Sell! Sell! memorabilia. A one-off. A 'special' pen, if you will.

And we have decided to give this pen away, good reader. Give it away. To one of you lovely people. It is a unique opportunity to own a unique item. This is partly so that we don't have to look at it any more, and also partly to encourage you, our fine readers, so quiet up to now, to use the comment section.

You see, our blog has grown quite a lot over the past year, we now have quite a lot of readers, even a few brave regulars, which is very nice, thank you. But we'd love to hear a bit more from you. We'd like to know what you think. If you don't agree with something, or don't like something, let us know. And if you do, well that's always nice.

For a chance to win the delightful pen, complete the sentence, in no more than 20 words:

"If I win the unique Sell! Sell! pen I'll use it to write..."

Answers in the comments section of this post please. We'll pick a winner this time next week. And of course, as with all of these things, the judge's decision is final. And he has pretty questionable taste, so the bar is set very low.