Did you ever get that sort of flat feeling when these anonymous and suspiciously slow plodding feet (that move annoyingly just off beat) came on telly? An all too familiar sort of sinking feeling from way back when you were wee, where the end credits of the Bill signified bedtime, like it or not.
Well if so, this week's top five might be right up your street...
We've come up with our top five onscreen coppers who give us the exact opposite feeling - we feel positively joyous when watching these old Bill's! So to celebrate, and in no particular order, we've got -
1. Axel Foley
2. Frank Dreben
3. Chief Wigan
4. Officer Dibble
5. Inspector Clouseau
If we've missed any hot fuzz let us know.