Progress.

In 1886 the sugary, syrupy, water behemoth Coca-Cola's advertising slogan was 'Drink Coca-Cola'. Today, after 127 years of progress, 62 different iterations and no doubt enough money to wipe out world poverty being spunked on it, their advertising slogan is 'Enjoy Coca-Cola'. Progress indeed.

Here's the list. 1906 is a classic.

• 1886 - Drink Coca-Cola.

• 1904 - Delicious and refreshing.

• 1905 - Coca-Cola revives and sustains.

• 1906 - The great national temperance beverage.

• 1908 - Good til the last drop

• 1917 - Three million a day.

• 1922 - Thirst knows no season.

• 1923 - Enjoy life.

• 1924 - Refresh yourself.

• 1925 - Six million a day.

• 1926 - It had to be good to get where it is.

• 1927 - Pure as Sunlight

• 1927 - Around the corner from anywhere.

• 1928 - Coca-Cola ... pure drink of natural flavors.

• 1929 - The pause that refreshes.

• 1932 - Ice-cold sunshine.

• 1937 - America's favorite moment.

• 1938 - The best friend thirst ever had.

• 1938 - Thirst asks nothing more.

• 1939 - Coca-Cola goes along.

• 1939 - Coca-Cola has the taste thirst goes for.

• 1939 - Whoever you are, whatever you do, wherever you may be, when you think of refreshment, think of ice cold Coca-Cola.

• 1941 - Coca-Cola is Coke!

• 1942 - The only thing like Coca-Cola is Coca-Cola itself.

• 1944 - How about a Coke?

• 1945 - Coke means Coca-Cola.

• 1945 - Passport to refreshment.

• 1947 - Coke knows no season.

• 1948 - Where there's Coke there's hospitality.

• 1949 - Coca-Cola ... along the highway to anywhere.

• 1952 - What you want is a Coke.

• 1954 - For people on the go.

• 1956 - Coca-Cola ... makes good things taste better.

• 1957 - The sign of good taste.

• 1958 - The Cold, Crisp Taste of Coke

• 1959 - Be really refreshed.

• 1963 - Things go better with Coke.

• 1966 - Coke ... after Coke ... after Coke.

• 1969 - It's the real thing.

• 1971 - I'd like to buy the world a Coke. 

• 1974 - Look for the real things.

• 1976 - Coke adds life.

• 1979 - Have a Coke and a smile

• 1982 - Coke is it!

• 1985 - America's Real Choice

• 1986 - Red White & You 

• 1986 - Catch the Wave 

• 1989 - Can't Beat the Feeling. 

• 1991 - Can't Beat the Real Thing. 

• 1993 - Always Coca-Cola.

• 2000 - Enjoy.

• 2001 - Life tastes good. 

• 2003 - Real.

• 2005 - Make It Real.

• 2006 - The Coke Side of Life 

• 2007 - Live on the Coke Side of Life

• 2008 - love it light

• 2009 - Open Happiness

• 2010 - Twist The Cap To Refreshment

• 2011 - Life Begins Here

• 2012 - Enjoy Coca Cola

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