Idea Piss Drizzle Cake

Take an neat insight, observation or truth ; for example how some people nowadays are stuck on their phones, glued ironically to social media and in doing so are rather anti-social.

Then add the entire Marketing Team from a global corporation. You'll be able to find these in most big businesses - right next to the Procurement aisle.

Stir it around for at least a month, making sure it's really mixed up and everyone feels involved and thoroughly coated in the idea.

Then pour the mixture into a tray, but make sure its spread really really fucking thinly - so thin you're not even sure an idea is there anymore... and you're like "is that grease proof paper or idea?".

Now place in the oven until charred - constantly opening the door to see how its looking and if its ready.

Then tada! Share with friends together with a cool refreshing glass of Coca-Cola.




6 comments:

  1. Wow. One whole minute of punchline

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  2. i liked it better as the new yorker cartoon.

    http://www.digitaltrends.com/mobile/liam-walsh-cartoonist/#!ymi9x

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  3. And I thought my ideas were shit. Thank you coca-cola for reminding me that they're actually quite decent.

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  4. Your pupil would get smaller when you looked at the sun.

    Yours,
    A. Pedant.

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  5. Your pupil would get smaller when you looked at the sun.

    Yours,
    A. Pedant.

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  6. Aren't these what dogs wear to help them catch biscuits their owbers throw them.

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