This Week's Big Result

The one everyone's been waiting for - the winners of the win an exclusive-ish Sell! Sell! Fuck Off Jonathan From Spotify tee shirt competition.

Yes, we know that there's also been some other thing to do with Aussies and bats and things, but this is the one that has really caught the imagination of the public.

And so to the winners, in no particular order, and their winning answers...

I need a Sell! Sell! Fuck Off Jonathan From Spotify tee shirt because... said Jonathan is actually one of my best mates and I left one of my favourite hoodies at his place in Stockholm 4 months ago and the Geordie twat still hasn't given it back thus I wish to send this T-shirt to his Mrs and get her to wear it one evening when he fancies a little lovin' - 'Anonymous'.

I need a Sell! Sell! Fuck Off Jonathan From Spotify tee shirt because... My wildest dreams mainly consist of putting out fires started by arsonists in only my pants and a Jonathan from Spotify t-shirt - Andrew South

I need a Sell! Sell! Fuck Off Jonathan From Spotify tee shirt because... Jonathan has been made redundant and I am replacing him - Rohon Bhuyan

I need a Sell! Sell! Fuck Off Jonathan From Spotify tee shirt because... 'Pet Sounds' by the Beach Boys sounds marginally less enjoyable when that absolute bumknuckle pops up halfway through - Matthew Barnes

I need a Sell! Sell! Fuck Off Jonathan From Spotify tee shirt because... I am Roberta !!!! Jeremy size XL - Jeremy Boucher

Well done to you lot, your tee will be winging its way to you shortly.
We're also sending one to you Cooper, even though your entry was a bit shit, your link more than made up for it. And we're always up for a bit of solid bribery.

A big thanks to everyone who entered.

2 comments:

Delicious Industries said...

Well done everyone!

God aka God said...

am rather gutted about not getting a tshirt, i thought the fact that i was taking roberta out on a date would win it. She was great though, kept telling me that to get her to go back to mine i had to pay 9.99 a month.