Adverse Weather Conditions Cause Traffic Warden Chaos

With most cars staying firmly parked at home it looks like this bunch of folk employed to do Britain's best loved job have now got bugger all to do. Doubtless with revenue targets to meet they'll have to start issuing tickets to snowmen instead. I know they sometimes hunt in packs but I've never witnessed a gathering of this size before. Not sure what the collective noun for traffic wardens is - "a haemmorrhoid of traffic wardens?". Any other suggestions gratefully received.

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

A constipation of traffic wardens?

Sam Roberts said...

A flatulence of traffic wardens.

I'm surprised they're not booking all the abandoned cars on roads across the country.

Anonymous said...

Obvious but good: A 'c*nt...?'

Anonymous said...

An abomination of traffic wardens.

Ben and James said...

Have you sent this to the mighty Daniel Eatock's Thank You pictures?

Title: Traffic Warden Jam

El_Propheto! said...

The collective known for traffic wardens, is the same as the collective noun for account managers.

They're known as a 'cunt'

So what you see there is 'a cunt of wardens'.

Anonymous said...

How about an infestation of traffic wardens?

Anonymous said...

A JOBSWORTH OF TRAFFIC WARDENS

Anonymous said...

A Pedant of Traffic Wardens?

John said...

A sodomy of wardens.

Kenneth said...

A malignant tumor of traffic wardens.