Long-time readers may remember the
Houlton Gate, the furore in the small town in north-east USA where our client Fentimans' Victorian Lemonade was made illegal for sale to minors because of its trace alcohol content. It's now been covered on the Colbert Report, and worth a watch I think...
Yesterday lunchtime I had a prawn cocktail sandwich and a refreshing glass of Fentiman's lemonade.
ReplyDeleteI spent the afternoon creating a one man crime wave that resulted in two mugged pensioners, a hospitalised shop keeper, a crashed Citroen Saxo and a traumatised puppy.
I spent the evening sleeping it off under a bridge with a needle in my arm and woke up with a tattoo next to a crack whore named candy.
I don't think you can blame the prawn cocktail sandwich.